Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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