i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
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Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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