We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
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Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize