let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
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