what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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