i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
50% drunk capacity currently
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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