if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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