like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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