i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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