8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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