i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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