weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i dont even know how to be here
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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