i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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