I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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