I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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