Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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