i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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