i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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