"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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