did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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