Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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