The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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