Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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