he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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