I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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