i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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