White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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