ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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