Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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