I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Randomize
