If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
How does it feel to date your dad?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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