Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.