Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
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I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...