Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
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So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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