Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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