So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
