u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Actions speak louder than pants.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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