the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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