Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I will be naked everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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