If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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