There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Can I color on your dick again?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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