what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
did i walk over a car last night?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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