I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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