You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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