I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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