We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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