Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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