Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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