i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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