Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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