Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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