i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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