What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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