Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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