Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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