It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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