Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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